I copied this from somewhere else but thought it just so perfectly fit my life I just had to share it.
Why having three kids 5 and under is like a frat party all the time
11. Somone could end up naked at any moment.
10. There are half-full, brightly colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. There are 3 in the bath tub.
9. There is always that one person bawling their eyes out in the corner
8. It's best not to assume the person closest to you has any control over there digestive system.
7. You sneak off to the bathroom, know that the moment you sit down someone is going to be banging loudly on the door.
6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
4. There's definetly going to be a fight.
3. Some moron always puts underwear on their head and wears it as a hat.
2. There are crumpled up underpants everywhere.
1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.